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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that violent crimes drops where “stop and frisk” is deployed, because criminals are very reluctant to carry guns when the police use this tactic. However, the Congressional Black Caucus wants to end the practice, stating that the few guns that they yield makes the tactic ineffective.  The CBC also stated that because bombs are rarely confiscated at airports, they want to abolish the TSA for the exact same reason.

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• September 2, 2013


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