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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri, has been spotted with her mother Katie Holmes wearing a cast on her arm. An unnamed person close to the family, states that she fractured a couple of bones after punching Tom in the face as she yelled, “Stop trying to influence me with this Scientology crap!”

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• September 9, 2013


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