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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox announces that beginning October 7th, Megyn Kelly will debut her new show “The Kelly File”. Lawyers for MSNBC and CNN have jointly filed a complaint with the FCC after hearing about Fox’s new fall lineup. Both of them are accusing Fox of “trying to create a monopoly” by adding new shows that will bolster their dominance in cable news. The ten page complaint went on to say that this “premeditated, unprovoked, and malicious act, was done with the full knowledge and sole purpose of publicly exposing the boring and poor programming at MSNBC and CNN”. They concluded by saying that this clearly proves that Fox has “no concept of mercy”.

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• September 18, 2013


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