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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – After irrefutable evidence surfaces, Apple Computers have now admitted that their founder Steve Jobs did not die in 2011, but he secretly invented a machine that was able to reduce him to 12 inches tall. They explained that he did it to get a better perspective on why his products were not selling well at the North Pole and Ireland, where the majority of his clients are elves and leprechauns.

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• 09/25/2013


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