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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit Michigan – In the midst of his city’s recent bankruptcy, Mayor Dave Bing bursts with pride relaying some good news. He announces that the amount of homeless people have been reduced by nearly 80%, because many of them have broken into and are now squatting in some of the thousands of houses that have been abandoned and/or foreclosed. He added that this proves that the residents in Detroit are extremely resourceful.

Dave Bing

• 09/27/2013


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