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BREAKING NEWS – Waterloo, Iowa – Audrey Crabtree who is 99 years old, has finally earned her diploma after dropping out of a high school in 1932. Her teachers at Waterloo East High School stated that one of the most frustrating things they had to deal with, was their inability to contact her parents when she didn’t turn in her homework in a timely fashion.

• 09/30/2013


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