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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – Officials at the Lovelock Correctional Center are finally acknowledging that O.J. Simpson was caught stealing some oatmeal cookies from the prison cafeteria. Based on this new information, L.A. Police are now investigating a lead that they ignored in 1994, when a witness came forth stating that Simpson killed his wife after he caught her eating one of his Fig Newtons.

O.J. Simpson

• 09/30/2013


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