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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Graduation-cap-and-diploma

My nephew always looks at everything in a negative way. I told him that I wanted him to meet this nice young lady that I know, on a blind date. I informed him that she graduated from college in just two years instead of four and she was also the valedictorian. He said she sounded like an impatient know-it-all. (I give up).

Life through Blake's eyes

• 09/28/2013


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