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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Bali, Indonesia – Controversy and confusion is swirling around the Miss World 2013 beauty pageant in Indonesia….

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – In 1620, shortly after the Mayflower and the Pilgrims arrive at Plymouth Rock in Massachusetts…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Once again “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart gets big laughs…

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FLAPPERS FROM THE ROARING TWENTIES  (4 of 6)

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jaden Smith, Will Smith’s 15 year old son draws a wave of criticism after…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox announces that beginning October 7th, Megyn Kelly will debut her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus are both 20, both were child stars, and…

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FLAPPERS FROM THE ROARING TWENTIES  (3 of 6)

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – After for the fifth year in a row “Dancing With The Stars” turned down…

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BREAKING NEWS – Namibia, Angola – The bizarre circular patches of bare land called “fairy circles” in the grasslands of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to national crime statistics gathered by the American Psychiatric Association and the FBI,…

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FLAPPERS FROM THE ROARING TWENTIES  (2 of 6)

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BREAKING NEWS – Manitou Springs, Colorado – Water shoots out of a sewer as storms continued to dump rain in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – A rebel and his two sons are seen spending some quality time together watching…

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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – According to sources close to the White House, Secretary of State John Kerry indirectly…

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FLAPPERS FROM THE ROARING TWENTIES  (1 of 6)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a pastor and I have been one for years. I also have the same problem that…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

It has been recently revealed that the “Flying Nun” from the 1960’s sitcom could not actually fly, but it was…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a multimillionaire, and I have a teenage son that is a major disappointment. We send him…

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