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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Russian tennis player Anna Schmiedlova is now resting comfortably in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The leaders of the largest gangs in Chicago announce that they plan on having…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine reports that they believe that robots will play even…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama has now made the most controversial decision since taking office, prompted by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Michael Bloomberg states that violent crimes drops where “stop and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Surgeons at Johns Hopkins Hospital have finally perfected a new device that removes traumatic…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just got engaged and I need your advice on three things. How much should I spend on…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in September. Birthstone: Sapphire Zodiac signs: Virgo and Libra

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I feel sorry for people that are addicted to Facebook. These people should get a life! I can speak with…

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