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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In the October issue of Vanity Fair, rapper and entertainment mogul Jay-Z worth an estimated $500 million, states that he learned how to succeed in business in his early days by working as a crack dealer. He said he hopes he is an inspiration to youngsters everywhere, encouraging them to always be motivated, stay focused, and to decide in their teen years what is the most profitable poison they can easily distribute in their local communities.

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• October 2, 2013


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