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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Three of the top 20 investors in Microsoft Corp are lobbying the board to press for Bill Gates to step down as chairman of the software company he co-founded 38 years ago, according to sources familiar with the matter. They accused Gates of being out of touch with effective marketing strategies after he attempted to promote to his Microsoft at inner cities, when he was photographed giving a speech while flashing gang signs.

Bill Gates

• October 3, 2013


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