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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several families from National Geographic’s hit show “Doomsday Preppers”, file a class action lawsuit against the United Nations. They are accusing the international organization of “intentionally and active seeking worldwide peace which if successful, will make the families on the show look like idiots, because we are counting on a war in the near future to justify our idiocy”. They are seeking punitive damages, that will include the amount of money spent on food that has already spoiled, a variety of guns, and the cost of a family therapist for their children, that regularly come home from school tears due to the relentless laughter from their teachers, custodians, and classmates (including the ones with special needs).

National Geographic

• 10/29/2013


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