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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Commandant General James Amos of the Marines nixes his plans to redesign the dress cap, even though of a nationwide poll of active Marines showed that 70% of them approved of the new concept. Amos said he is not “persuaded by numbers”, and pointed to a fact of a past design that had Mickey Mouse ears on the hat, which was embraced by 80% of the Marines that live near Disneyland.

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• 10/31/2013


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