Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Disneyland-California

Disneyland is the most overpriced, overrated tourist attraction in the United States, And if I had my way, I would launch military air strikes and totally destroy that place! I would then use the rubble to fill up the Grand Canyon. (Why are people flocking to see a hole in the ground? Idiots).

Life through Blake's eyes

• 10/27/2013


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