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PORT PHILLIP BAY IN MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA

Life through Blake’s eyes…

After contacting both NASA and the FAA, they confirmed that that the Great Pumpkin cannot “rise out of a pumpkin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under heated questioning from lawmakers, contractors behind the botched ObamaCare website including Cheryl Campbell…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vancouver, Washington – An 11 year old boy from Frontier Middle School was arrested after he brought…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a very angry tone, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi emphatically states that present…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Prospective Affordable Care Act beneficiary Karmel Allison became wobbly during President Obama’s speech in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After an 18 month study by the New England Journal of Medicine of more…

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               THE GHOST SHIP

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BREAKING NEWS – Northampton, England – A spooky clown looking exactly like “Pennywise” from the Stephen King-inspired 1990 horror film,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Bishop Allyson Nelson Abrams stepped down from Zion Progress Baptist Church after disclosing that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Fox News Chief Washington Correspondent James Rosen questions regarding Benghazi, in which four Americans…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More and more people are demanding that Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius…

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LEAVES ON A PARK BENCH

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The onetime close friendship between President Obama and Oprah Winfrey seems to be over…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several tourists look in disbelief at New York Harbor, as the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that if the Washington Redskins change their name, they will apply…

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                           WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – O.J. Simpson has found God, according to a new report from the National Enquirer,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Plains, Georgia – Jimmy Carter finally explains some of the comments he made in the past that…

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