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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, This past Thanksgiving was held at my house. It was quite a feast, and I cooked for almost…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While watching the National Geographic Channel, I found out just like humans, mice have incredible skills regarding survival and adaptation,…

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THE NUTCRACKER SUITE PERFORMED BY THE MEMPHIS BALLET

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan states that he will never again eat another…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – PETA praises the nation of Israel, after they began aggressive plans to eliminate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During an interview on “Sway In The Morning”, Kanye West proudly stated “I am…

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IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Long John Silver’s is under fire from Green Peace, PETA, and NOW, after being…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC cancels Alec Baldwin’s talk show “Up Late” only after 46…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa’s helpers were described as “startled and visibly shaken” after he explained to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is pictured in Nike gym shoes speaking with Deputy National Security Advisers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The “Stars and Stripes” newspaper that has chronicled the heroism of America’s fighting men…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In reference to the 16 congressman and senators that came to the White House…

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AWAITING THE ARRIVAL OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY

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  BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – The manufacturers of Pinnacle Vodka announce that they will soon be coming out…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dennis Rodman is at the top of a list no one…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Cook County Animal Control announce that they have a major coyote problem, after several…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Iran and six world powers reached a deal that would halt parts of Iran’s…

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