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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Cook County Animal Control announce that they have a major coyote problem, after several people have recently been attacked. They concluded that the injured individuals were probably victims of mistaken identity because of the under reported gang war between the Coyote Crew, the Rowdy Road Runners, and the Warna Bruthas.

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• 11/26/2013


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  1. ggallman 11/26/2013 - 3:44 PM

    Good thing the coyotes are not being the victims of the Knock-Out game.

  2. admin 11/26/2013 - 4:04 PM

    LMBO!!!

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