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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Dennis Rodman is at the top of a list no one wants to be on. He’s been named GQ’s No. 1 least influential celebrity of 2013. The 52-year-old former basketball player who has visited Kim Jong Un in North Korea was selected as the top pick in the magazine’s third annual list of the least influential celebrities regarding his choice of attire. GQ stated that the way he dresses only appeals to tall metrosexual communists, that are also color blind.

Dennis RodmanGQ Magazine

• 11/26/2013


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  1. ggallman 11/26/2013 - 3:51 PM

    Is it within his reach to do any better?

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