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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – The manufacturers of Pinnacle Vodka announce that they will soon be coming out with a vodka flavored cinnamon roll. Officials from Pinnacle explained that their newest creation will be the most popular with dedicated alcoholics, that don’t have time to eat a full breakfast.

• 11/26/2013


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  1. ggallman 11/26/2013 - 4:07 PM

    This is great. A cigarette in one hand and food AND booze in the other. That leaves the knee free for steering.

  2. admin 11/26/2013 - 4:10 PM

    What the…

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