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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – PETA praises the nation of Israel, after they began aggressive plans to eliminate the growing amount of illiterate chickens. The owners of individual KFC restaurants called it a waste of time and added, “that regardless of their educational level, a recent study confirms that they all taste the same, both regular and extra crispy.”

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• 11/29/2013


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