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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan states that he will never again eat another gingerbread man, even though it used to be one of his favorite holidays season snacks. He said made the decision after he recently walked into bakery, and saw a gingerbread man that appeared to be involved in an interracial marriage.

Louis Farrakhan

• 11/29/2013


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