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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. PETA announces that they are concerned with the growing amount of talking birds that have become alcoholics. They explained that anyone who knowingly continues serving alcohol to a disoriented bird that’s slurring its words, should have their liquor license revoked from their crow bar.

PETA

• 12/26/2013


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