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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – In a statement to ABC News, Jesse Jackson states that he was offended by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty comments in a GQ interview, during which the A&E star made negative, graphic statements about homosexuals. But when asked by ABC News about him being a “reverend” and married, while fathering a lovechild and rumored to be constantly having affairs with countless women, Jackson replied “those women are straight, and I’m straight so God is fine with it… I think.”

A&EABCDuck DynastyGQ MagazineJesse JacksonPhil Robertson

• 12/27/2013


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