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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I humbly apologize to all of the people that took my recent advice. In hindsight, you should always look both ways before crossing a street, and I was wrong in suggesting that looking in only one direction twice as long will be just as effective. I plan to visit everyone who took my advice that is currently hospitalized, and if necessary, I’ll also speak highly of them at their funerals.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 12/28/2013


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