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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – West Monroe, Louisiana – A&E announces that they have came up with a solution that will appease…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – Paleontologists from Yale University stand by their controversial conclusions of some 5000 year…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama responds to the fact that since nearly six million people lost their…

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UP UP UP AND AWAY!

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BREAKING NEWS – Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, Cuba – The commander of the Guantanamo Bay naval base Capt. John Nettleton,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA has outraged farmers and restaurant owners nationwide after they announced their plans to…

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TOP HAT JACK

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – ESPN refuses to run a Christmas tv ad from the Children’s Medical Center…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry draws fire with her latest commentary about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Harold Camping, the California preacher who used his evangelical radio ministry and thousands of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An unidentified little boy dressed as an elf stole the show at the 32nd…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the NTSB (National Transportation and Safety Board), President Obama will be lobbying…

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BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – A grammar school is getting national attention after six year old Hunter Yelton…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Two-time Oscar-winning actress, political activist and philanthropist Jane Fonda responds to criticism that…

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A SUPERMOON IN THE WINTER

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DOWNTOWN DURING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Without warning, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSLO) recently fired 100 people…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After months of speculation, Khloe Kardashian is ending her four-year marriage to Lamar…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Young residents living in the District of Columbia are outraged at the alleged strategic…

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