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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the American Bible Society, when it comes to U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – The Japanese lingerie company Ravijour has created a tech-laden bikini top alarm system, that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In attempt to control the population growth in the United States, Congress is now…

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THE SECRET VALLEY

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BREAKING NEWS – Rutheford, New Jersey – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announces his resignation after it was discovered why he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Havana, Cuba – A video of an interview with former Cuban leader Fidel Castro that was recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – Another celebrity “loses it” during live tv. While being interviewed on local tv station…

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               THE FIFTH AVENUE APPLE STORE IN NYC  (AT DUSK)

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BREAKING NEWS – Rasdorf, Germany – Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a farm shed, damaging the roof…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a book published online by Politico and the Hill, Hillary Clinton has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gainesville, Florida – A tractor trailer carrying live chickens overturned on Athens Highway (U.S. 129) in Hall…

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A BALLOON RIDE UNDER A WINTER MOON

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Sheriff Joe Arpaio played hardball after dozens of inmates in Arizona’s Maricopa County jail…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new record label called “Mob Town Records” is the latest…

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THE FLAMES OF LOVE

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U.S. & World History – Based on the recent discovery of the second half of a poem written about Lizzie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A very heated exchange is currently going on at the State Department between the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new online business that has plans to compete with Amazon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – U.S. counterterrorism operatives are helping Russian security agents in the hunt for female terrorist…

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AN EVENING SNOWFALL IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

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