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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – U.S. counterterrorism operatives are helping Russian security agents in the hunt for female terrorist Ruzanna Ibragimova, who is also the wife of a dead terrorist. She is described as 22, 120 pounds, and is always wearing a disappointed expression on her face because she no longer has someone to nag.

• 01/27/2014


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