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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Sheriff Joe Arpaio played hardball after dozens of inmates in Arizona’s Maricopa County jail defaced the American flag. Justice was swift and unsavory — bread and water for a week. Bowing to pressure from liberal organizations that thought the punishment was too severe, Arpaio has now changed it to Kool-Aid and toast.

Joe Arpaio

• 01/28/2014


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