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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – Another celebrity “loses it” during live tv. While being interviewed on local tv station KTVA, Frosty the Snowman has a major meltdown during an argument with the producer over how hot the studio lights are. The thermostat was later dialed down as low as it could go, after Frosty was backed up by a custodian with a mop.

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• 01/30/2014


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