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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In attempt to control the population growth in the United States, Congress is now drafting a bill that will determine the maximum amount of time a person could live, based on their I.Q. In other words, the more intelligent you are the longer you can live. Without giving an explanation, they also gave themselves waivers.

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• 01/31/2014


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