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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have read your advice column often, and here is my question. Don’t you feel that your opinion…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine called me today and told me that he was in the hospital getting some staples removed…

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The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in a movie theater, and rude people are constantly texting during the film. They are clearly…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I rarely contact the police, but earlier this week I felt compelled to. As I was walking out of my…

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A SOFT GLOW FROM A COZY HOME

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Justin Bieber has been charged with drunken driving, resisting arrest and driving without a…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Disappointed fashion critics referred to some of the new clothes for men at the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – During an interview on local tv, Police Chief Garry McCarthy states that law enforcement…

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MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU

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BREAKING NEWS – Madrid, Spain – A new aircraft designed by Oscar Vinals called the “AWWA Sky Whale”, may soon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jeff Anderson, a lawyer for many victims of sexual abuse by 30 priests, holds…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The crime division of the FBI have announced that nearly a million people that…

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THE MYSTERIOUS MAN ON A COLD WINTER MORNING

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                A VERY LONELY MAN

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio gets praise from PETA after getting a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Sin City is now at the bottom of the list in SAT scores…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama approves 100 million dollars to assist people who have lost their insurance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Suwa, Japan – The Seiko Epson Corporation who makes robots, announce that they will be mass producing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Robert Redford is finally admitting that he has rare medical condition that has…

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