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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Union, New Jersey – The Smarties Candy Company, has now acknowledged that they are aware of the…

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EVENING SNOWFLAKES

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules 7-2 on behalf of insurance companies, citing that they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – An unnamed person that works for the “Oscars” explained why Robert Redford’s movie “All…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – Former NBA basketball player Dennis Rodman is followed by journalists as he arrives at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor’s daughter who leads a pretty wild life, is pregnant and will soon be giving birth. He…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a veterinarian and I love my job. My wife thinks I’m too dedicated because I’m always…

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For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.  Luke 12:34

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a football fan, and I’m also proud to be a liberal and a feminist. I believe…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am currently in the hospital with a concussion, because I don’t believe in hurling empty threats. I told the…

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                                 THEIR FIRST GIG

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BREAKING NEWS – Jackson, Mississippi – To the shock and anger of prison inmates, Department of Corrections Commissioner Christopher Epps…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama still opposes a law that mandates, if anyone who signs up for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sofia, Bulgaria – Over fifty men were photographed diving into the icy waters of a lake to…

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A SNOWSTORM AT MIDNIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Trade Commission which enforces truth-in-advertising laws, is now calling the name “State…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dejgah, Iran – Iranian media are claiming that an 80-year-old man has broken the world record for…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – During the Civil War only three border states remained neutral; Maryland, Kentucky, and Missouri. The…

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                AN UNEXPLAINABLE DREAM

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