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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – All republicans and many democrats in Congress are condemning the latest tactic that President Obama is using to encourage young people to sign up for ObamaCare. According to an unnamed source from the White House, “If this mind control stunt works, we’ll try to convince them that Joe Biden will be an excellent president in 2016”.

Joe BidenObamaCarePresident Obama

• 02/24/2014


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