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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – CNN President Jeffrey Zucker has announced that he is pulling the plug on British television personality Piers Morgan in March. Even though Morgan has been open and honest regarding how much he hates the United States, Zucker said the last straw was when Morgan angrily stated on the air, that if he could build a time machine, he would go back and strangle Paul Revere with his bare hands, the day before he did his famous midnight ride.

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• 02/24/2014


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