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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Now that the Winter Olympics have been completed, athletes from all over the world unanimously are stating that the Russian hotels were the worst they had ever seen. Because unlimited free vodka was given to the athletes to compensate for the substandard rooms, many of them that have returned to their countries, are stating that they now have to adjust their training schedules to accommodate for their mandated AA meetings.

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• 02/25/2014


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