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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama decides to come clean on a portrait he recently had painted, to express his heartfelt views of the Constitution. He said he has plans of another portrait next month to reflect his perspective of “this freedom of the press nonsense”.

President Obama

• 02/26/2014


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