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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Random House Publishers announces that they will be releasing an explosive book this fall, that documents the ongoing friction between the Obamas and Clintons. According to the writer that has presently chosen to remain anonymous, President Obama’s frustration with the Clintons stems from his unsuccessful attempts to get them to convert to Islam. Bill Clinton is said to have seriously considered becoming a Muslim, but changed his mind after he was informed that he would have to die before receiving the 72 virgins.

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• 02/27/2014


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