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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Many Mexicans living in the U.S. are expressing their anger toward Taco Bell for attempting to compete with McDonald’s by mixing their traditional food with an American tradition calling it the “Waffle Taco”. The President of Taco Bell President Brian, stated that it’s only business and nothing to get upset over. He also stated that they have plans to compete with Long John Silver and IHOP, and his company will soon be introducing the all new “fish cinnamon rolls” and ”enchilada pancakes”.

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• 02/27/2014


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