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BREAKING NEWS _ New York City, New York – According to Academic Dean Bill Grueskin of Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism, Alec Baldwin is bailing on his scheduled March 31st appearance. A spokesman for the fiery actor stated that the cancellation was in everyone’s best interest, until Baldwin is able to suppress his ongoing desire to kill someone.

Alec Baldwin

• 02/28/2014


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