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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I live on the east coast, my family lives on the west coast, and I don’t go back…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday I got cursed out by a homeless person when I was downtown. One of them casually approached me and…

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                Consequently, faith comes from hearing the message, and the message is heard through the word about Christ. …

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 24 years old and I have had 15 different jobs, and I was fired from all…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While hanging out with a friend of mine at a bar, we actually met the very famous British group Pink…

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                     A UNITED STATES FAN                      SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC News anchor Brian Williams apologizes to Arsenio Hall for excluding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An Obama administration plan that would get researchers into newsrooms across the country is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Congressional Black Caucus is accusing the judges of the figure skating competition at…

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               THE U.S. MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM                SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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  BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CeeLo Green of “The Voice” announces that he is leaving the show…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – For nine decades, it’s been established that many of Stonehenge’s smaller rocks hail from…

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                DOWNHILL SKIER TED LIGETY                 SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – Judy Cox was so upset about “indecent” T-shirts on display at a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – Kayla Michelle Finley was arrested and tossed into the Pickens County Jail for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lausanne, Switzerland– Despite the pressure worldwide, the International Olympic Committee stated that they will continue their tradition…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harare, Zimbabwe – Former U.S. Rep. Melvin Jay Reynolds, a once rising star in the Democratic Party…

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                         THE TWO MAN BOBSLED TEAM OF STEVEN HOLCOMB AND STEVEN LANGTON                          SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – The Catholic Church in England and Wales are being accused of hypocrisy because they…

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               SNOWBOARDER RYAN STASSEL                SNAPSHOTS FROM THE 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS

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