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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Middlesboro, Kentucky – Jamie Coots, star of National Geographic’s canceled reality show “Snake Salvation”, which profiled Pentecostal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Scottish Highlands, Scotland – Veteran custodian of Loch Ness monster sightings Gary Campbell, is concerned that Nessie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU and NOW (National Organization for Women) have jointly filed a lawsuit against…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – Ray Nagin has been convicted of accepting bribes and free trips from contractors…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic announces that according to animal psychologists, elephants are extremely self-conscious about their…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have twin girls that are 15 months old. They seem to communicate with each through baby talk,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am really tired of women stretching the truth trying to impress me. Last summer some lady was telling me…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was talking to a neurologist who was studying a picture of a woman’s brain when I was in the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just retired from the Army, and I strongly believe in respecting U.S. laws. Currently, my girlfriend is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin fires back at the growing list of American athletes taking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama smiles on her 50th birthday as she displays her AARP…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gopeta, Nepal – Pancharam Bishwokarma died from medical complications shortly after a drinking challenge involving him downing…

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THE SPANDEX HUSTLER – Theme to Lindsey Vonn  (A song by Blake Grantham) If you’re ever at a ski lodge…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More than 50 doctors are backing Nathan Fielder after he temporarily opened a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The entire city of Atlanta gets crippled a second time due to an extremely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Senator Bob Menendez states that he will no longer comment on allegations that…

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