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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The beginning of the third week of “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” saw the NBC host dip while his ABC rival “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” shot up. An unnamed person that works for Fallon stated that they saw him visibly shaken and near tears, after he overheard his boss contacting Jay Leno, offering him a lifetime contract.

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• March 6, 2014


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