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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – Despite his best efforts of lobbying at the state capital, legendary singer Elton John failed to convince them to fund the street repairs of the Yellow Brick Road. According to his agent, he simply said “Goodbye”.

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• March 17, 2014


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