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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New U.S. intelligence assessments say there are more indications than ever that Russia plans to invade eastern Ukraine, as more military vehicles arrive. President Obama takes his most aggressive response to Putin’s actions so far, by immediately exporting to the Ukraine, hundreds of thousands of speed bumps.

President ObamaVladimir Putin

• 03/28/2014


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