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BREAKING NEWS – San Jose, California – Scientists and computer designers in Silicon Valley state that they are close to making a breakthrough, where robots will have human characteristics. They said they are confident that within 50 years, it will be common for robots made in the United States to be just as lazy as the average American.

• 03/28/2014


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