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Life through Blake’s eyes…

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If Noah had a sense of humor like man, when people started banging on the ark as the flood waters began to rise, he would have tossed out flyers with an internet address of a website where they could purchase rafts, canoes, and flotation devices. To make matters worse, I would have selected a website where everything was on back order, and the earliest deliver date would take at least six weeks. (Even though God would find my idea cruel, I think it’s so nutty that he couldn’t criticize me with a straight face).

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• 03/29/2014


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