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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now demanding that the International Olympic Committee conduct an investigation of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House executive chef Bill Yosses announces that he is resigning effective immediately. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Paleontologists call it “The chicken from hell”, and was described as a birdlike dinosaur…

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A LIGHTHOUSE IN BRANDENBURG, GERMANY

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton aligned himself with Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee’s recent inaccurate…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Larry Basich, a 62-year-old Vegas resident, has now been stuck with a $407,000…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – A newly released autobiographical book about Diana Ross, shows that one of her biggest…

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               THE ROMAN COLISEUM BUILT IN 80 A.D.

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While giving a speech on the House floor, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee’s recent statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Irish people all over the Windy City were outraged when they found out that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Without giving an explanation, the Catholic Church announces that they are becoming more…

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DESIRE  (A poem by Blake Grantham) I hear voices from my heart when I’m speaking your name I’m burning with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The NTSB announces that by 2030, the majority of the cars on the road…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – With warmer weather on the way, the city-wide population of rats is expected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – Despite his best efforts of lobbying at the state capital, legendary singer Elton John…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Earlier this week, I was babysitting a friend of mine’s 4 month old child, when I became really thirsty. They…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a mother and I have five kids, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15. My marriage is great,…

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The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside…

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