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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a controversial move, the Obama Administration proposes cutting the military down to pre-World…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have joined forces again with a new cause. In…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The Academy has issued a formal apology to the audience regarding the strange appearance…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama told Russian President Vladimir Putin in a 90 minute phone call that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The liberal mindset in Tinseltown continue to flourish as the audience embraced the newest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Jeopardy Champion Arthur Chu continues his streak on the popular game show with…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been a psychiatrist for over 30 years and a friend of mine asked me to read…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

What Japanese women wear is called a “kimono”, and it’s not a parachute as I previously thought over the years….

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 10 years old. My family lives pretty well because my dad is a real estate developer…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who is now a Christian, used to be a womanizer for as far back as I…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in March. Birthstone: Aquamarine Zodiac signs: Pisces and Aries

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