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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angles, California – According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, a private security firm going by the name “Persistent Surveillance Systems”, is now filming and recording the entire city of Compton – in real time. Drug dealers on street corners that are outraged at the new tactic, are alleging that this is a blatant attempt to disrupt their business, and many of them are threatening to file a complaint with the Department of Labor.

Department of Labor

• April 17, 2014


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